Hot Dog Club!

Adult Hot Dog Idea

2006-08-28T09:20:00.001-07:00

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Hot Dog Club Meeting 7.5: Hepburn

2006-08-06T07:19:00.000-07:00

Alternate Location: Rebecca Hepburn's swanky pad.
Alternate Weekday: Tuesday
Hot Dog Club Members in attendance: Becca Hepburn, Ben McQuillan, Elisabeth Reinkordt, Anderson Reinkordt, Annie Wilkins, Patrick Wilkins, Jane McDonald, Jen Champoux, Ashley Payne
Hot Dog Toppings: Salsa (2 kinds), Black Beans, Chili (heated in a clay pot in the oven), Sauerkraut (in a can), Avocados, Mustard, Ketchup (organic), Cheese
Other Accoutrements: Tortilla Chips, BBQ Chips, Ridgie Potato Chips
Fave Non-Hot Dog Combo: Dipping Potato Chips in Sauerkraut
Result of said Combo: Extreme Bowel Movements
Total Hog Dogs Consumed: at least 16
Average per member: 1.8 on the low end
Brand of Hot Dogs: Smart Dogs and Yves Veggie Cuisine
Entertainment Provided by Patrick Wilkins: Microcosmos
Reaction to Microcosmos: stupor/fascination
Anthropomorphism: Definitely
Bicycles in Becca's Yard: yes
Number of Attendees with Genitalia Resembling Hot Dogs: 1/3
Lorena Bobbit?: No, thankfully
Number of Attendees Riding Downtown to "Dance": 4
Number of Attendees on Blue Cruisers: 2
Number of Attendees on Blue Cruisers Biking Downtown: Zero
Number of Awesome: 24

Some pretty ladies in the kitchen

What a spread

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Seven!

2006-07-26T15:26:00.000-07:00

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Elisabeth Reinkordt, Ande Reinkordt
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs, chilidogs, slawdogs, avacadogs
Location: 18th Street
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, onions, pickled jalapenos, sauerkraut, coleslaw, monterey jack cheese
Other Foods Available: Pirate's Booty, coleslaw
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 7
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: some very Kool Kats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: all
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheese
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.5
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: none
Number of Attendees Who Went Swimming Afterwards: three
Number of Attendees Who Went to a "Meeting" in "Omaha": one
Beers?: Beers

These hot dogs got some warts!

Ande chops some STRONG onions!

What's wrong, sissy?!

Son you've entered chilidog country!

I don't know which is cuter, Elisabeth & Ande or those beautiful dogs!

Now that's what I call some well-dressed hot dog!

Ande looks dog-drunk! (That's intoxicated by the deliciousness of a hot dogs)

Behind every good hot dogs is a team of tasty condiments!!

Meeting Six Expansion Team: Project Minnesota

2006-07-25T12:26:00.000-07:00

Up on Beautiful Ten Mile Lake in Hakensack Minnesota. The Club broke new ground in Hot Dogs Awesomness.

serious business

"Paw" Wilkins

"Maw" Wilkins

Kev

Patrick

Eric

Katie and Baby Lump

Robbie

Annie

Miles

Chief Adeline

Cian

Dan

Jenny

Ben (pictured here with kickstand)

I swear, there was not even one moment during the entire meeting where anyone could even try to stop thinking about Hot Dogs! - For real.

Some people held large viles of red liquid in their hands while eating Hot Dogs
While others preferred closing thier eyes and ingesting bits of hot dogs with thier minds
Some people loved the choice of toppings, but others did not agree.

All in all, Hot Dog Club was way cool!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Six!

2006-07-18T14:05:00.000-07:00

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Alisa Heinzman, Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs
Location: Platte River State Park
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, pickle relish
Other Foods Available: chips, potato; chips, torilla; hummus; pita; potato salad; cherries; tofu kabobs; yo-go
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 6 & 8
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2-2.66
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: wildcats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: wildcats
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: burger
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheddar
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): intoxicated
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: one

Throw another hot dogs on that fire, will 'ya?

Almost done!

Did somebody order a cheeseglove?! 'Cause it's ready!!!

It ain't camping without a delicious hot dogs!

Meeting Five!

2006-07-10T12:06:00.000-07:00

Saturday, July 8 on the lower east side of the HDC

Meeting five turned out to be the best yet. Everyone had happy tummies and smart smiles. Best day of my life. Hot Dogs!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Ben Mcquillan
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, mustard,
Other Foods Available: Licorice
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 2
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: 2
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: not sure
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 9ish
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all

Let's get staaarrrrted!

Startin' the event off with a little staring contest. Nothing works up an appetite more. What's up dogs?

Moving on to a little channel surfin. Now this was a lot of fun. Those of us who attended will always remember this moment.

Thanks for the smoke dogs!

All this fun made me a little tuckered...time for an official Hot Dogs Club Nap (HDCN)!

So much fun I almost forgot to eat. Sorry Dogs.

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four!

2006-07-03T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four: Saturday June 31st

Important Hot Dogs News:
Alisa was not in attendance.

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Patrick Wilkins, Adeline Wilkins, Robbie Wilkins, Becca Hepburn (DID NOT EAT DOGS!), Ben Mcquillan, Dierdre Backs & Matt Pewthers & Miranda Ducey && Cullen Languidly Gatten && Kaleb McQuillan && Jane McDonald.
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs & chilidogs & childdogs & avacadogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, sliced jalapenos, onions, mustard, catsup, avacado, hot sauce (spicy!)
Other Foods Available: potato chips & PIrate's Booty & pickles
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 22
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine, Morningstar
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: unwilling
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: n/a
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.4
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: one
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all
Percentage Chance of Attendee Having Eaten a Hot Dog: 92%
Percentage Chance that Becca Ate a Hot Dog: 0%
Most Frequently Used Letter During Discussion: "e"
Most Frequently Used Modifying Phrase for "Dog" Other than "Hot": Hot-Diggity

Hot Dog's a' brewin'!

Don't touch those dogs... they're hot!!!

Gettin' ready!

Wait your turn Cullen, there's enough dogs for everybody! Hot dogs!

Ever fished for a pickle before?!

Kaleb's going to love that hot dogs, Ben!

A real beauty!!

Kaleb is getting excited for his tasty hot dogs!

CHOMP!!! YUM!!!

Pat was sweaty.

Meet Your Hot Dogs Clubbers!

2006-07-03T05:27:00.000-07:00

Name: Marti Not Sausage
Occupation: Lion Tamer
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 5,014
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: The Pulsating Blood Red Kind
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: When I shared a hot dog with Chip Davis at the age of three. He later told me that hot dogs could contain anything as long as they retained their classic shape. That one was really dog.

Ashley Payne in the Bum
Occupation: Not A Toaster
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 222
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: With queso and chili and is almost too heavy to pick up.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I have amnesia… that means I don’t have a memory.

Name: Cullen Gatten
Occupation: Man about town
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 560
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: kraut dogs with extra hot sauce
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: Chicago Cubs spring training. I developed a love for the worst team in baseball history. I also developed a love for hot dogs.

Name: Deidre Backs (wants to be called lil’ britches, but no one will appease me)
Occupation: no, thank you
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 42
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Jewish ones
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: It was the last time I ever saw my grandfather alive,… I just can’t do this, I’m sorry. Wait wait, there was that cheese-filled one while watching the last episode of Mr. Belevedere.

Name: Jane McDonald
Occupation: coffee peddler
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 46, one dog per winter and summer solstice.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: dog on a stick
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: Force-feeding someone’s grandfather…to death (see above profile, D.Backs, 2006)

Name: Kaleb Benjamin McQuillan
Occupation: Pro Schooler
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 6-100
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Red
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: climbing walls eatin dogs

Name: Benjamin Thomas McQuillan
Occupation: Pro Eater
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: how do you spell bazillion?
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: big ones
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: hotdog club

Name: Robbie Wilkins
Occupation: Toastmaster
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: It’s hard to jot down an actual number. Let’s just say my life is one amazing hotdog experience.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: The “Ah, hell naw. What’s up” Dog.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: A bit foggy but can still retain the following images and feelings: Campfire, happiness, friends, family and Summertime.

Name: Adeline “Poonie” Wilkins
Occupation: Leader, Farmer, Power Ranger, Cooker, Ballerina-singer. I’m big.
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 33
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: A mustard one and a ketchup one too.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I ate it somewhere like here.

Name: Patrick Wilkins
Occupation: Leader’s Papa
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: An amount.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Free while having hunger.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: It may have involved a dream with a tunnel.

Name: Matthew AAron Pewthers
Occupation: I like bikes
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 347.226 (I tried to finish the .226, but it was a bad tofu dog at a Tugboat function)
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: it has cheese in the middle
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: after my friend’s mom gave us hot dogs for lunch, I told her that hot dogs gave me headaches. I wasn’t invited back. I was six.

Name: Mathias Svalina
Occupation: Philanthropist
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: all of them
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Tofu Dog, kraut, onion, mustard
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I was born holding a hot dog in one hand & a dentist named Knut in the other, thereafter days were defined not rising and setting but the dog & bun of Danny Glover & Robert Cataldo & I met because we were both biting into chili dogs as building built. This is the moment I was born.

Name: Miranda Ducey (not pictured)

Has NOT eaten a hot dog!!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Three!

2006-06-27T17:49:00.000-07:00

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Three: Saturday June 25th

Important Hot Dogs News: None

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Alisa Heinzman, Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Patrick Wilkins, Adeline Wilkins, Robbie Wilkins, Becca Lastname, Ben Mcquillan & Jennifer Champoux & Dierdre Lastname & Elisabeth Reinkordt.
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs & chilidogs & childdogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut (two varieties!), onions, mustard (two varieties!), catsup
Other Foods Available: potato chips (two varieties!)
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: sixteen
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.4
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: unknown
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: n/a
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 5.7

At this meeting of Hot Dog Club Patrick told a delightful story about hot dogs. Elisabeth brought a picture of dogs dressed up like hot dogs. That picture was FUNNY! The possibility of attending the hot dog day parade in some small-ass city was discussed. Alisa played in the mud with Adeline.

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Two!

2006-06-27T17:18:00.000-07:00

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Two: Saturday June 14th

Important Hot Dogs News: Adeline Wilkins was appointed leader of The Hot Dog Club! at this meeting.

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Alisa Heinzman, Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Patrick Wilkins, Adeline Wilkins
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs, childdogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, onions, mustard, catsup
Other Foods Available: potato chips
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: ten
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: two
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: one
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: n/a
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.8

Is that sauerkraut?! YUM!

Look at those beautiful dogs!

How cute!

Pat is LOVIN' that hot dogs!

Can I have some?!

Adeline really goes bonkers for those hot dogs!

Uh-oh. Is that the last hot dogs?!

It's all right, Adeline. There'll be more hot dogs at next week's Hot Dog Club!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting One!

2006-06-27T16:37:00.000-07:00

Hot Dog Club Meeting One: Thursday June 6th
Members in Attendance: Alisa Nichole Heinzman & Mathias John Svalina. (Jackyl Gillespie was there but DID NOT eat hot dogs!)
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: chilidogs
Available Condiments: chili, onion, grated cheddar cheese, mustard (unused)
Other Foods Available: corn-based tortilla chips
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: six
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: three
Brand of Hot Dogs: Morningstar
Number of Cats in Attendance: two
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: n/a
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: turkey
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: too much
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 8.5

Hot dogs 'a'cookin'! And chili!

Here they are in the pot!

Who wants some grated cheddar cheese?!

YUM! These hot dogs look delicious!

Alisa Heinzman eating a hot dogs!

That's a good lookin' dogs!

What's better than chilidogs? Chilidogs 'n chili-chips (tortilla)!

Mathias is getting ready to chow down on a hot dogs!

Uh-oh! Last bite of hot dogs!

Cleam plate!