Hot Dogs Club Meeting Seven!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Elisabeth Reinkordt, Ande Reinkordt
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs, chilidogs, slawdogs, avacadogs
Location: 18th Street
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, onions, pickled jalapenos, sauerkraut, coleslaw, monterey jack cheese
Other Foods Available: Pirate's Booty, coleslaw
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 7
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: some very Kool Kats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: all
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheese
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.5
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: none
Number of Attendees Who Went Swimming Afterwards: three
Number of Attendees Who Went to a "Meeting" in "Omaha": one
Beers?: Beers



These hot dogs got some warts!



Ande chops some STRONG onions!



What's wrong, sissy?!



Son you've entered chilidog country!



I don't know which is cuter, Elisabeth & Ande or those beautiful dogs!



Now that's what I call some well-dressed hot dog!



Ande looks dog-drunk! (That's intoxicated by the deliciousness of a hot dogs)



Behind every good hot dogs is a team of tasty condiments!!

Meeting Six Expansion Team: Project Minnesota

Up on Beautiful Ten Mile Lake in Hakensack Minnesota. The Club broke new ground in Hot Dogs Awesomness.

serious business

"Paw" Wilkins

"Maw" Wilkins











Kev











Patrick











Eric











Katie and Baby Lump











Robbie











Annie











Miles











Chief Adeline











Cian











Dan











Jenny











Ben (pictured here with kickstand)

I swear, there was not even one moment during the entire meeting where anyone could even try to stop thinking about Hot Dogs! - For real.

Some people held large viles of red liquid in their hands while eating Hot Dogs
While others preferred closing thier eyes and ingesting bits of hot dogs with thier minds
Some people loved the choice of toppings, but others did not agree.

All in all, Hot Dog Club was way cool!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Six!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Alisa Heinzman, Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs
Location: Platte River State Park
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, pickle relish
Other Foods Available: chips, potato; chips, torilla; hummus; pita; potato salad; cherries; tofu kabobs; yo-go
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 6 & 8
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2-2.66
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: wildcats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: wildcats
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: burger
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheddar
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): intoxicated
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: one



Throw another hot dogs on that fire, will 'ya?



Almost done!



Did somebody order a cheeseglove?! 'Cause it's ready!!!



It ain't camping without a delicious hot dogs!

Meeting Five!

Saturday, July 8 on the lower east side of the HDC



Meeting five turned out to be the best yet. Everyone had happy tummies and smart smiles. Best day of my life. Hot Dogs!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Ben Mcquillan
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, mustard,
Other Foods Available: Licorice
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 2
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: 2
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: not sure
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 9ish
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all


Let's get staaarrrrted!



















Startin' the event off with a little staring contest. Nothing works up an appetite more. What's up dogs?





















Moving on to a little channel surfin. Now this was a lot of fun. Those of us who attended will always remember this moment.




















Thanks for the smoke dogs!




















All this fun made me a little tuckered...time for an official Hot Dogs Club Nap (HDCN)!




















So much fun I almost forgot to eat. Sorry Dogs.

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four: Saturday June 31st

Important Hot Dogs News:
Alisa was not in attendance.









Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Patrick Wilkins, Adeline Wilkins, Robbie Wilkins, Becca Hepburn (DID NOT EAT DOGS!), Ben Mcquillan, Dierdre Backs & Matt Pewthers & Miranda Ducey && Cullen Languidly Gatten && Kaleb McQuillan && Jane McDonald.
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs & chilidogs & childdogs & avacadogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, sliced jalapenos, onions, mustard, catsup, avacado, hot sauce (spicy!)
Other Foods Available: potato chips & PIrate's Booty & pickles
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 22
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine, Morningstar
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: unwilling
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: n/a
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.4
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: one
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all
Percentage Chance of Attendee Having Eaten a Hot Dog: 92%
Percentage Chance that Becca Ate a Hot Dog: 0%
Most Frequently Used Letter During Discussion: "e"
Most Frequently Used Modifying Phrase for "Dog" Other than "Hot": Hot-Diggity


Hot Dog's a' brewin'!


Don't touch those dogs... they're hot!!!


Gettin' ready!


Wait your turn Cullen, there's enough dogs for everybody! Hot dogs!


Ever fished for a pickle before?!


Kaleb's going to love that hot dogs, Ben!


A real beauty!!


Kaleb is getting excited for his tasty hot dogs!


CHOMP!!! YUM!!!


Pat was sweaty.

Meet Your Hot Dogs Clubbers!

Name: Marti Not Sausage
Occupation: Lion Tamer
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 5,014
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: The Pulsating Blood Red Kind
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: When I shared a hot dog with Chip Davis at the age of three. He later told me that hot dogs could contain anything as long as they retained their classic shape. That one was really dog.


Ashley Payne in the Bum
Occupation: Not A Toaster
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 222
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: With queso and chili and is almost too heavy to pick up.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I have amnesia… that means I don’t have a memory.


Name: Cullen Gatten
Occupation: Man about town
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 560
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: kraut dogs with extra hot sauce
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: Chicago Cubs spring training. I developed a love for the worst team in baseball history. I also developed a love for hot dogs.


Name: Deidre Backs (wants to be called lil’ britches, but no one will appease me)
Occupation: no, thank you
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 42
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Jewish ones
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: It was the last time I ever saw my grandfather alive,… I just can’t do this, I’m sorry. Wait wait, there was that cheese-filled one while watching the last episode of Mr. Belevedere.


Name: Jane McDonald
Occupation: coffee peddler
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 46, one dog per winter and summer solstice.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: dog on a stick
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: Force-feeding someone’s grandfather…to death (see above profile, D.Backs, 2006)


Name: Kaleb Benjamin McQuillan
Occupation: Pro Schooler
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 6-100
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Red
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: climbing walls eatin dogs


Name: Benjamin Thomas McQuillan
Occupation: Pro Eater
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: how do you spell bazillion?
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: big ones
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: hotdog club


Name: Robbie Wilkins
Occupation: Toastmaster
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: It’s hard to jot down an actual number. Let’s just say my life is one amazing hotdog experience.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: The “Ah, hell naw. What’s up” Dog.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: A bit foggy but can still retain the following images and feelings: Campfire, happiness, friends, family and Summertime.



Name: Adeline “Poonie” Wilkins
Occupation: Leader, Farmer, Power Ranger, Cooker, Ballerina-singer. I’m big.
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 33
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: A mustard one and a ketchup one too.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I ate it somewhere like here.


Name: Patrick Wilkins
Occupation: Leader’s Papa
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: An amount.
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Free while having hunger.
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: It may have involved a dream with a tunnel.


Name: Matthew AAron Pewthers
Occupation: I like bikes
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: 347.226 (I tried to finish the .226, but it was a bad tofu dog at a Tugboat function)
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: it has cheese in the middle
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: after my friend’s mom gave us hot dogs for lunch, I told her that hot dogs gave me headaches. I wasn’t invited back. I was six.


Name: Mathias Svalina
Occupation: Philanthropist
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten in Your Life: all of them
Favorite Kind of Hot Dog: Tofu Dog, kraut, onion, mustard
Earliest Hot Dog Memory: I was born holding a hot dog in one hand & a dentist named Knut in the other, thereafter days were defined not rising and setting but the dog & bun of Danny Glover & Robert Cataldo & I met because we were both biting into chili dogs as building built. This is the moment I was born.


Name: Miranda Ducey (not pictured)

Has NOT eaten a hot dog!!