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Hot Dog Club Meeting 7.5: Hepburn

Alternate Location: Rebecca Hepburn's swanky pad.
Alternate Weekday: Tuesday
Hot Dog Club Members in attendance: Becca Hepburn, Ben McQuillan, Elisabeth Reinkordt, Anderson Reinkordt, Annie Wilkins, Patrick Wilkins, Jane McDonald, Jen Champoux, Ashley Payne
Hot Dog Toppings: Salsa (2 kinds), Black Beans, Chili (heated in a clay pot in the oven), Sauerkraut (in a can), Avocados, Mustard, Ketchup (organic), Cheese
Other Accoutrements: Tortilla Chips, BBQ Chips, Ridgie Potato Chips
Fave Non-Hot Dog Combo: Dipping Potato Chips in Sauerkraut
Result of said Combo: Extreme Bowel Movements
Total Hog Dogs Consumed: at least 16
Average per member: 1.8 on the low end
Brand of Hot Dogs: Smart Dogs and Yves Veggie Cuisine
Entertainment Provided by Patrick Wilkins: Microcosmos
Reaction to Microcosmos: stupor/fascination
Anthropomorphism: Definitely
Bicycles in Becca's Yard: yes
Number of Attendees with Genitalia Resembling Hot Dogs: 1/3
Lorena Bobbit?: No, thankfully
Number of Attendees Riding Downtown to "Dance": 4
Number of Attendees on Blue Cruisers: 2
Number of Attendees on Blue Cruisers Biking Downtown: Zero
Number of Awesome: 24




Some pretty ladies in the kitchen






What a spread

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Seven!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Elisabeth Reinkordt, Ande Reinkordt
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs, chilidogs, slawdogs, avacadogs
Location: 18th Street
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, onions, pickled jalapenos, sauerkraut, coleslaw, monterey jack cheese
Other Foods Available: Pirate's Booty, coleslaw
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 7
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: some very Kool Kats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: all
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheese
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.5
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: none
Number of Attendees Who Went Swimming Afterwards: three
Number of Attendees Who Went to a "Meeting" in "Omaha": one
Beers?: Beers



These hot dogs got some warts!



Ande chops some STRONG onions!



What's wrong, sissy?!



Son you've entered chilidog country!



I don't know which is cuter, Elisabeth & Ande or those beautiful dogs!



Now that's what I call some well-dressed hot dog!



Ande looks dog-drunk! (That's intoxicated by the deliciousness of a hot dogs)



Behind every good hot dogs is a team of tasty condiments!!

Meeting Six Expansion Team: Project Minnesota

Up on Beautiful Ten Mile Lake in Hakensack Minnesota. The Club broke new ground in Hot Dogs Awesomness.

serious business

"Paw" Wilkins

"Maw" Wilkins











Kev











Patrick











Eric











Katie and Baby Lump











Robbie











Annie











Miles











Chief Adeline











Cian











Dan











Jenny











Ben (pictured here with kickstand)

I swear, there was not even one moment during the entire meeting where anyone could even try to stop thinking about Hot Dogs! - For real.

Some people held large viles of red liquid in their hands while eating Hot Dogs
While others preferred closing thier eyes and ingesting bits of hot dogs with thier minds
Some people loved the choice of toppings, but others did not agree.

All in all, Hot Dog Club was way cool!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Six!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Alisa Heinzman, Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: hot dogs
Location: Platte River State Park
Available Condiments: ketchup, mustard, pickle relish
Other Foods Available: chips, potato; chips, torilla; hummus; pita; potato salad; cherries; tofu kabobs; yo-go
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: between 6 & 8
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2-2.66
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: wildcats
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: wildcats
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: burger
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: cheddar
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): intoxicated
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: none
Number of Attendees Afflicted by Poisonous Plants: one



Throw another hot dogs on that fire, will 'ya?



Almost done!



Did somebody order a cheeseglove?! 'Cause it's ready!!!



It ain't camping without a delicious hot dogs!

Meeting Five!

Saturday, July 8 on the lower east side of the HDC



Meeting five turned out to be the best yet. Everyone had happy tummies and smart smiles. Best day of my life. Hot Dogs!

Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Ben Mcquillan
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, mustard,
Other Foods Available: Licorice
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 2
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 2
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Cats Eaten by Hot Dogs: 2
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: not sure
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 9ish
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: zero
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all


Let's get staaarrrrted!



















Startin' the event off with a little staring contest. Nothing works up an appetite more. What's up dogs?





















Moving on to a little channel surfin. Now this was a lot of fun. Those of us who attended will always remember this moment.




















Thanks for the smoke dogs!




















All this fun made me a little tuckered...time for an official Hot Dogs Club Nap (HDCN)!




















So much fun I almost forgot to eat. Sorry Dogs.

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four!

Hot Dogs Club Meeting Four: Saturday June 31st

Important Hot Dogs News:
Alisa was not in attendance.









Hot Dog Club Members in Attendance: Mathias Svalina, Ashley Payne, Patrick Wilkins, Adeline Wilkins, Robbie Wilkins, Becca Hepburn (DID NOT EAT DOGS!), Ben Mcquillan, Dierdre Backs & Matt Pewthers & Miranda Ducey && Cullen Languidly Gatten && Kaleb McQuillan && Jane McDonald.
Hot Dogs Style(s) Available: krautdogs & chilidogs & childdogs & avacadogs
Available Condiments: sauerkraut, sliced jalapenos, onions, mustard, catsup, avacado, hot sauce (spicy!)
Other Foods Available: potato chips & PIrate's Booty & pickles
Total Hot Dogs Consumed: 22
Average Number of Hot Dogs per Member in Attendance: approximately 1.7
Brand of Hot Dogs: Yves Veggie Cuisine, Morningstar
Number of Cats in Attendance: none
Number of Hot Dogs Eaten by Cats: unwilling
Variety of Sandwich Eaten by Jackyl Gillespie: n/a
Amount of Cheese on His Sandwich: n/a
Average Feeling of Satiation Post-Hot Dogs (1-10): 6.4
Number of Serious Talks Between People Under Ten: one
Number of Attendees Frightened: nearly all
Percentage Chance of Attendee Having Eaten a Hot Dog: 92%
Percentage Chance that Becca Ate a Hot Dog: 0%
Most Frequently Used Letter During Discussion: "e"
Most Frequently Used Modifying Phrase for "Dog" Other than "Hot": Hot-Diggity


Hot Dog's a' brewin'!


Don't touch those dogs... they're hot!!!


Gettin' ready!


Wait your turn Cullen, there's enough dogs for everybody! Hot dogs!


Ever fished for a pickle before?!


Kaleb's going to love that hot dogs, Ben!


A real beauty!!


Kaleb is getting excited for his tasty hot dogs!


CHOMP!!! YUM!!!


Pat was sweaty.